TV Characters Whose Sex Lives We're Insanely Envious Of

Article written by Kendra Beltran

Have you ever watched a show and thought, damn...that person fucks a lot and I want that for me? I’m sure you have because hello, we’ve all sat envious of the stream of men in and out of Miss Blanche Devereaux’s Miami bedroom. She isn’t the only one though. There have been plenty of characters who have made us wish for a sex life like theirs and now we’re taking a look at the top ones who’ve made us yearn for a sex life like theirs.

Mindy Lahiri

After being paired with the worst boyfriend ever on ‘The Office’ for so long, it was refreshing to see Mindy Kaling take full advantage of her character’s sex life on ‘The Mindy Project.’ She dated everyone from doctors to lawyers and everyone in between, but they all had one major thing in common - they were all hot as fuck. I mean...Timothy Olyphant, Kristian Kordula, Bryan Greenberg, Chris Messina, and so many other hotties. Mindy Lahiri was the queen of scoring men we all wanted a piece of.

Noah Nicholson

We’re not sure if we wanted to be Noah from ‘Noah’s Arc,’ or just fuck like him. Either way, we watched this show absolutely enamored.

Residents of Melrose Place

First of all, who knows their neighbors THAT well? Aside from that, ‘Melrose Place’ is forever one of the most sexually driven shows out there. Things got as steamy as they could for prime time and it made anyone who watched feel a certain type of way in their nether regions.

Detective Rosa Diaz

While Rosa’s sex life isn’t always a topic for discussion, nor is the more secretive about her personal life detective dishing out information, based on the men and women she’s brought around the precinct, we know Diaz is getting it. For that, we would trade places with her in an instant.

Batman

The same can be said for Batman. When watching the animated series, it doesn’t go in about the capped crusader’s sex life but you KNOW a mansion, a fat ass bank account, and a body-ody like that - dude is fucking up a storm and who doesn’t want to be a rich bitch dishing out dick?

Blanche Devereaux

There isn’t a person alive who has watched ‘The Golden Girls’ and not thought, Balanche, that’s a Queen Bee when it comes to staying sexually satisfied. In a world where older folks were seen as mere grandmas sitting around knitting, Blanche (and her gal pals) showed us that your sex life does not end in your golden years - it fucking thrives.

Grace & Frankie

Blanche laid the foundation for that lesson, but Grace and Frankie from the synonymous Netflix series kept it going into the 21st century with their various sexcapades.

Sam Malone

‘Cheers’ was as straight as they come in terms of content, but we have to tip our hats to Sam Malone fucking getting it in all the damn time.

Victor Strand

When you watch any of ‘The Walking Dead’ series, you don’t always get too much backstory but from what we learned about Victor Strand in ‘Fear’ was that the man with the velvet voice and impeccable apocalypse fashion had a partner he loved so intensely, and for that - we’ve often imagined how passionate he was with all the men he’d been with.