Article By: Adam Salandra

Halloween is almost upon us. The one time of year where we have free rein to dress as scandalously as we want. But who says you have to be single to dress a little slutty? Even if you've been blessed with a boo this Halloween, there are plenty of couples’ costumes that allow you to show off your sexy side. Both your better half and your bottom-half can be on full display on October 31, and we’ve taken the liberty of providing a few costume ideas to help serve you some inspiration. Happy haunting!

Mario and Luigi

Nintendo’s most famous brothers make for a great costume that everyone would recognize, and it wouldn’t be that hard to spice things up. Does it go without saying that you’d have to suit up in our favorite Italian plumbers’ signature red or green overalls, but who says you have to wear anything underneath? Plus, there’s the added bonus of getting to offer a mustache ride or two.

Batman and Robin

The ultimate homoerotic heroes also make the perfect costume for couples who want to show off their superhero bodies. This dynamic duo has long made people wonder if there was a little more going on down in the Batcave than we were led to believe, and this is your chance to prove the theories right. Choose to wear a skintight latex costume or sub the suit for some tight undies and body paint to create the perfect looks. Holy hotness, Batman!

Maverick and Goose from Top Gun

This is another costume where the main outfit is a no-brainer -- throw on the green jumpsuits and the iconic sunglasses and you’re good to go. But the fun comes in having people guess what you’re wearing under the jumpsuit. (Spoiler alert: The answer is ‘nothing!’) Let those zippers move lower and lower down the suit as the night progresses and you’ll have people definitely feeling the need for speed.

Bert and Ernie

2018 was a monumental year for Sesame Street’s Bert and Ernie, as they went from being “permanent roommates” to officially coming out as a hot muppet couple. What better time to pick the pair as your couples’ costume this year? Spice things up by sporting yellow and orange body paint all over your torso and going shirtless -- it’s high time we see what goes on behind their apartment’s closed doors.

Good vs Evil

Don your interpretation of an angel and a devil, complete with white and red masks, feather wings, and matching undies to represent good and evil. Sure, the one who wears white may end up showing a lot more skin than we’re used to for the “good” side, but even angels are allowed to get a little naughty on Halloween.

Adam & Steve

Bigots love to spout that “the Bible says Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve,” but we beg to differ. Show off what God gave you in the signature stylings of the first humans on Earth by wearing nothing more than a loincloth made of leaves. But beware of evil snakes trying to tempt you to take a bite of their forbidden fruit.
October 16, 2018 — Andrew Christian