Tops, You Need to Tell Us When You're About to Cum

Alright, ladies, gays, and theys—gather 'round for this very important public service announcement: Tops, you need to tell us when you’re about to cum. I know, I know—shocking, right? But apparently, this vital piece of sex etiquette is flying under the radar for some of our lovely tops. And I am here to fix that, because hunny, there’s nothing worse than surprise splooge inside (or all over) without any warning.

Let’s be real: we’ve all been there. You’re in the middle of an amazing session, everything’s hot, the rhythm is on point, the connection is sizzling, and you’re ready to keep going—until, without any warning, BOOM, it’s over. The top has finished, and you had no idea it was coming (pun intended), leaving you blinking into the distance like, “Wait… what just happened?”

Let’s break it down, shall we? Here’s why this little habit of leaving us bottoms hanging cannot continue, and how communication about that orgasm can actually make the experience so much better for everyone involved.

1. We Need to Know So We Can Keep Up

Listen, babes—we love feeling connected with you. But when you suddenly cross the finish line without so much as a heads-up, it’s like we’ve been left behind in the dust. Give us a little verbal GPS so we can sync up our efforts, get in the moment, and either join you in orgasm-town or at least appreciate the view as you arrive. Trust me, we want to ride the wave with you, not feel like we’ve just been left behind on the beach with a sad towel.

2. It's About Respect, Darling

We get it—you're focused on your own pleasure, and when you're about to cum, the world kind of fades into a blur. But listen up, sugarplum: it’s not just about you. We’re here, being the good bottom that we are, and we want to enjoy the whole ride from start to finish. A little, “I’m getting close,” goes a long way in making us feel like we're truly part of the moment instead of just a warm, human fleshlight.

3. The Anti-Climax Is REAL

Let me paint the picture: everything is getting intense, our bodies are tangled in just the right way, and then suddenly… THUD. You came, but we didn’t even know it was happening, so the mood comes to a screeching halt faster than RuPaul reading the queens on the runway. Bam! And guess who’s left lying there like, “Um…okay?” It’s the bottom. It’s me. Don’t leave me hanging with all that anticlimactic energy, sweetie. Give me a chance to savor the moment, too.

4. It’s Just Sexy to Hear You Say It

Seriously, communication during sex is a major turn-on. Hearing you say, “I’m gonna cum” or “I’m almost there” just adds to the sensuality of the moment. It’s a verbal affirmation of what’s about to happen, and it gives us the chance to revel in the build-up. Plus, honey, knowing that you’re that close? Hot. Let us enjoy the climax with you, instead of waiting for the mystery sploosh that’s bound to end it all prematurely.

5. Avoid the Awkward "Oh… You’re Done?" Moment

Listen, boo—there’s nothing worse than thinking the action is still going and suddenly realizing your top has been done for the last 30 seconds. We’re there, pushing back, keeping the momentum, and then… crickets. Oh wait, he’s finished? The motion stops, the energy dips, and suddenly we’re left feeling like we’ve just been blindsided by a surprise party no one wanted. It’s awkward and kills the mood. Don’t let us hit that wall of confusion—let us know what’s happening so we can stay engaged.

6. Let Us Help Make It Special!

Darling, when you tell us you’re about to cum, it opens the door for us to get involved! Maybe we want to switch positions so we can feel it even more intensely, or maybe we want to reach around and stroke you while you finish. We’re your partner in crime—let us help make that orgasm even more explosive. We’re not just along for the ride, babe—we’re co-pilots, and we want to steer you straight into pleasure town!

Bottom line, tops: Communication is key. When you give us the courtesy of letting us know you're about to climax, it makes the entire experience hotter, smoother, and all-around better for both of us. No one likes being left in the dust or dealing with an awkward stop-and-start vibe. So please, for the love of all things holy and sexy, tell us when you’re about to hit that big O.

Now go forth, lovers, and make your orgasms a shared experience—because when you take us along for the ride, the finish line is a whole lot sweeter for both of us! 😘