Wait… You’re Not Using Sex Toys?! Let Us Help You!
By Eris Chase
We LIVE for a good sex toy. Literally…. LIVE. They are very much part of our daily routine. We practice the fine art of an orgasm a day, and our friendly little sexy assistants keep us either popping off with ease or edging us to a delirious eruption. But, shockingly, we found out that tons of you don’t possess a single toy to help you along your journey of debauched delights. Not even the basic vibrator? Or a more advanced cock cage? The aggressive pig hole? Nary a blow up doll to be found?? *gasp*
We need to help rectify this! Truly, there’s a toy for every mood, position, and fantasy. And, they aren’t just for the wildly adventurous or the wildly kinky. No. They can add sauce to the most beginning beginner as well as the advanced practitioner. Whether you’re a top, a bottom, or vers, trust, there’s a toy to match your jam and take things from “well, that was nice” to “OH. MY. GOD. HOW???”
All that said, we get it, the world of toys can be overwhelming one even for us. That’s why we called on our expert friend, Josh Feldman, aka Bunny, aka the guru of leather, sex toys, and all things kinky here in Palm Springs. He’s got the details you need for the must-have toys to fit your role and your style.
So, shimmy up to his counter and let’s get you geared up for the hottest nights of your life.
You’re A Hard Top
Cock Rings.. . An absolute MUST have for every top. They come in a variety of materials like silicone, metal or leather. (Metal is a little advanced, so get used to a more forgiving ring first, no trips to the ER for you you little baddie.) The sensation of tightness and smoothness as it holds back your orgasm by being firmly wrapped around your dick alone or include the balls too, is prime.
Strokers… For when you crave more than just your hand to masturbate. Think a sexy sleeve of intense enjoyment for you to slide your throbbing manhood in and out of. Look for one with a texture and tightness level that appeals to you to enhance your thrills.
Ball Stretcher… Ouch sounding, yes, but the sensation is anything but. If you have sensitive balls or if they are tucked tight to your body at all times, one of these little friends will make your pleasure soar. Secure it to the top of your scrotal sack and feel the intensity of the heat rise in the extra taught skin.
You’re A Power Bottom
Dildo…. The classic for a bottom. Get that beautiful trip to ecstasy without all the drama of finding the perfect human dick to ride. They come in every shape and size you can imagine, even a tentacle configuration or two. Find your perfect fit and your
perfect material, meaning, watch for an allergy to silicone before you insert. Not only will they help drop you into the Big O Zone, they can help you with checking your clean out game!
Prostate Massager…. 100% shaped in a way to hit that zone of extreme enjoyment each and every time. Stimulate away with settings like vibrate, heat, and massage. This wonder toy totally doles out the joy. You can opt for a hand held or one that suctions to the floor or wall.
Anal Plug… The butt plug has had a glow up in recent years. Gone is just the basic black or flesh tone one sizer. Today’s plugs come with jeweled ends, vibration modes, rimmers, and in sets of multiple sizes to up your readiness to take that 9” deep dicking you’ve been craving.
You’re A Switchy Vers
Baby, the world is your oyster! Try it allllllllll! Cock rings and ball stretchers, prostate massagers and plugs, get tied up or tie someone down. Snake bites, nipple play for days, floggers and implements of impact. Stand in front of that wall of toys and GO
OFF you gorgeous chimera! Get all the lubes that match up to all the little helpers of your choice and drift into bliss overload. Just like you don’t limit yourself to a firm roll of giver or receiver, don’t limit your tool game either.
One Toy to Rule Them All??
Since Bunny and I are both nerdy nerds, we refuse to let a good Lord of the Rings reference go by, so we asked the burning question: If you could suggest one toy that every possessor of a penis and a prostate should have at the ready, or, one toy to rule them all, what would it be?? And… guess who reigns supreme?? Our good friend the stroker!! Sleeve up and take yourself on a euphoria odyssey.
All right, babes, did you get all that? Good!! Life’s too short for boring orgasms. Take a page out of the kinky lil playbook, grab a toy (or five), and start living out your hottest, steamiest fantasies. The only wrong way to use a sex toy is not using one at all. Get out there. Get creative. Get messy. And for heaven’s sake, get off!!!
Get started on your toy journey by exploring our amazing selection of toys