30 Naughty and Nice Ways to Spend Election Day (So You Don’t Spiral into Doom-Scrolling)

By Eris Chase

Good morning, babes. You voted, and that’s huge. It’s been a journey to get to this  day… and it’s STRESSFUL AS FUCK! But… it’s time to step back, breathe, and let the  world do what it’s going to do without us obsessing and making ourselves heartsick  over it. You did your part. Now, it’s time to distract and relax. Whether you are feeling  like you need a little comfort or a lot of spice today, we’ve got you covered. Just  promise us, you won’t spend the day doom scrolling and finding yourself swallowed  in anxiety. No good will come of it. Instead, here are 30 ways—half sweet, half naughty —to keep your mind, body and soul occupied.  

A Little Self-Care and Gentle Connection 

1. Brunch with the ones who make you laugh the hardest. French toast  and bottomless adult beverages—because food, a solid buzz and friends heal almost  everything.  
2. Binge your comfort shows. Heartstopper marathon, everyone? Throw  on sweats, grab a blanket, and relax to the love story of it all.  
3. Go for a walk. Stroll through a park, hand-in-hand with your favorite  person, kiss wildly out in the open so the sun feels your passion.  
4. Journal your thoughts. Get everything swirling in your mind down on  paper. No judgment—don’t think about what you are writing-just release.  
5. In home spa day. A DIY facial, some manscaping, and a long, hot bath.  Treat yourself, babe.  
6. Call or FaceTime someone you love. Share the nervous energy, check  in, and remind them and yourself that you’ve got each other.  
7. Bake cookies. Flour everywhere, licking the batter, and sneaking kisses  between batches—and the smell that envelops the house… divine! 
8. Light candles and meditate. Just five minutes of stillness can make a  huge difference. Breathe in peace, breathe out the stress.  
9. Plan a holiday getaway. Pride in Mykonos or floating in a Palm Springs  pool in the blazing summer—dream it to reality.  
10. Stretch and relax with some yoga. A little supta baddha konasana,  some long deep breaths—your body will thank you.  
11. Have a cuddle extended session. Snuggle up under a blanket with  your partner. Skin-to-skin comfort soothes the heart and soul.  
12. Order takeout. Let someone else do the cooking—and make it all your  favorite dishes. Today is a macros counting free day of relaxation.  
13. Spread a little kindness. Send a sweet message to someone who could  use a little love, tip extra, hug a stranger… spread the love you want to receive.  
14. Get lost in a book. Pick something light or escapist—there’s nothing  more soothing than letting your mind wander between the pages.  
15. Spend the night stargazing. Sip something warm, look up at the sky,  and remind yourself that you have always been part of something bigger.  

A Few Naughty and Spicy Adventures  

16. Slip on a jockstrap and nothing else. Walk around the house like you  own it—because… uh… you do.  
17. Send your crush that bold text. Why hold back? It’s Election Day—be  bold. Shoot your shot.  
18. Test out a new toy. Enjoy the finer things in life—like yourself. Bring  yourself to release over and over until you forget why you were ever stressed.  
19. Give your partner a wanton strip show. Put on your favorite playlist  and writhe like a whore in the throws of ecstasy…. Until you are a whore in the throws  of ecstasy. 
20. Play strip poker. It’s the perfect mix of competition and temptation— and who’s really trying to win here… none of you!  
21. Make out in the kitchen. Pin them against the fridge and capture their  mouth in lust filled decadence. And, see where it leads.  
22. Try out that fantasy. Whether it’s light roleplay or something kinkier,  today is the day. Tie them up, let them tie you down… let it flow.  
23. Flip fuck for the win. So, you think you are only a top? While not post  vote you aren’t. Spread those thighs and prepare to get entered by your sweetheart  bottom.  
24. Take a long shower together. Soap each other up slowly—it’s all about  the journey, not the destination.  
25. Host a live cam nude cocktail hour. Drinks and a screen full of other  unclothed friends… come on hott answer to an anxious day.  
26. Spend the day naked. There’s no rule that says you have to wear  clothes at home. So don’t… enjoy that tantalizing tingle on your bare skin.  
27. Whisper sweet, filthy things in your partner’s ear. Make them squirm  and beg for you to give them all your most debauched lines… you’ll both feel better.  
28. Put on your gray sweatpants and shift your dick from side to side.  That’s it… that’s the advice.  
29. Experiment with bondage. A little teasing, a little restraint—take it slow  for a drawn out release.  
30. Have a post-play cuddle session. Naked, spent, covered in sticky fluids  and highly satisfied—this is what bliss looks like.   

In the End, We Have Each Other  

 No matter what happens today, you are not alone. We have each other—our chosen  family, our love, and the joy we share in life’s smallest, most beautiful moments. The 

world may feel uncertain, but the connection we have will always remain. Hold on to  that love, to the people who matter most, and to the light you carry inside. Whatever  tomorrow brings, we’ll face it together—and we’ll do it with grace, humor, and maybe  even a little mischief.