7 Tips to Get Your Mind & Body Sorted for Hot Boy Summer
Hey, babes! You know we are very sex positive here at AC, we want you to feel your best, look even better, and get all the sweet sweet loving you can. Especially during those sweaty summer months where the clothes get smaller and passions run hotter. So, why not take the next few weeks to give yourself some self care and polish the body and mind from the inside out? It’s time to shake off the winter fluff and get prepped for Hot Boy Summer!! Follow along beauties… we guarantee at least a few of these will resonate!
Fasting
We already hear your little two brunch Sunday tummy whining. No worries, we wouldn’t ask you to skip a good meal out with friends, just a touch of moderation and attention to your consumption. You don’t have to go super hard here, but some intermittent fasting can go a long way in tightening and toning up for summer. Think eating only during an 8 hour window a day as a way to take you from a “Dad Bod” to a “Hot Uncle Bod” with minimal effort.
Ditch the Drugs and Alcohol
Not permanently babes. We’re giving hot tips, were aren’t delulu monsters!! Take a pill, bump and booze holiday. The body can always use a break from the indulgences we dump in over our debauched weeks. Like “No Meat Monday’s”, how about a “No Tox” Sunday - Thursday? The bloat in your face will go down, under eye bags disappear and your skin condition will improve dramatically. Plus, as a bonus, your tolerance will weaken over the days off and you’ll become a very cheap drinking buddy come Friday Happy Hour, and you won’t be stalking your dealer like a thirsty ex on a Tuesday at 3am. All win!
Beautify Those Lips
Who doesn’t like a pretty mouth? Take your lips from a thin line, to a pleasing pleasure zone with a little love from injected fillers. The two most common fillers for natural lip enhancement are hyaluronic acid fillers and collagen fillers. They come in a variety of brand names, just choose the right one for you with a professional assist from your best local injection artist. Already have enough lip volume? Then keep your lips hydrated, moist and delectable by using a daily sugar scrub and moisturizing lip balms. No one like a scratchy, dried out pucker.
Anal Bleaching
Why not?? We take care of the rest of our body through proper grooming and daily maintenance.. shouldn’t our most precious private part get a little love too? Revive and brighten your most sacred of entrances either with a professional visit to the dermatologists office or with an at home kit. The procedure will lighten the around the anus by a few shades on all skin types, making your hole pop and take center stage. Your summer of fun rimming partner will hopefully take note, and take a little more time exploring than usual.
Scrotox
We had never heard of this until a breakfast conversation at our most beloved drag superstar and wig making guru, Billy L’Amore’s home evolved into the topic of new cosmetic procedures one could try. Not that any of us present had even a smidge of *enhancements* done… ;) It’s just like it sounds, botox for your scrotum or in plain speak, the sac of skin that keeps your testicles in place. We had never heard of it, but it actually helps with all kinds of ball related issues aside from making you scrotum smooth and aesthetically pleasing. It can also loosen the skin enough to make for a less tight feel in your bollocks. Some studies have shown it can improve erectile disfunction, makes your sac sweat less - major summer win, and can make you look bigger and more filled out. Worth a try in our opinion!
Massages and Colonics
You’ve ditched the toxins and fasted, now flush them out. Regular massages are SO good for the body and soul. Whether it’s a deep tissue, Swedish, or a hot stone session, massages flush out the system and ease muscle tension. Plus, being pampered in such a giving way, so good for the soul to let go and relax under someone’s care. As for colonics, it’s like a spa day for your insides. Flushing out the colon, removing built-up waste… you’ll leave feeling lighter and unbound. Of note, a proper colonic is 100% a professional visit, not a DIY at home.
Mental Break
Last but not least, don’t neglect your hot mess of cluttered mental energy. If you run on a balanced combo of stress and copious amounts of caffeine like us, it needs sorting the most. Take a social media break, stop hooking up that wretched for you piece of trade, stop saying yes to everything, let a happy hour go missed and stay home for much needed rest and some time with your thoughts. You’ll be amazed at how decluttering your mind can make you feel sweeter, happier, and ready to take on the hottest pool parties of the season of sun and heat.
So there you go babes! A few sure fire ways to look and feel a little more sexy and shiny heading into our favorite season of the year! Enjoy it all, life is short… just don’t forget your sunscreen! xoxo