Fuck All Day and Night in Paris
Paris. The city of love. Or, as I like to call it, the city of "lovin'." It's a gorgeous city with iconic sites like the Eiffel Tower, The Cathedral of Notre Dame, and The Louvre. Apart from great sites, it's overrun with stunning men. So, let's do what the Parisians do and love love-making when in town. Let me show you where you can do so.
Your Mission, If You Choose to Accept It
Today, we're going to ditch our family because it's a "me" day, and all we want is some thick French dick. So here's an itinerary you can try that will have you bent over or pounding holes all day long.
Let's get to it.
Your Mid-Morning and Afternoon Snack
If you haven't had breakfast yet, come get your fill of man-protein at Boxxman.
Boxxman is an adult store with everything you need for the perfect rendezvous. Purchase some lube and maybe some toys. Then head downstairs to play with your new toys and the men looking for a good time. And if you're lucky, a hot French gentleman will feed you.
Now, Let's Get Wet
Sun City is a beautiful gay bathhouse in Paris. It's a Hamman-style place with opulent, over-the top decor, but that doesn't take away from the experience. This place is always busy, and heading here on an afternoon will fill you in any way you need.
So, let's soak in the jacuzzi, play in the steam room, and have guys take turns on us, oui?
Our Evening Sexcapade
Now that handsome men have untangled your knots, you realize the evening has arrived. Since this isn't a food blog, we will stick to putting big, thick, uncut French meat in our mouths.
Let's hit the cruise bars. Many of the cruise bars in Paris are in the Marais, the gay neighborhood. It's also central and trendy, filled with shops and restaurants.
First up is Full Metal. Come here and cruise around this dark bar for some men. But we're not staying here. This is just an appetizer.
Accross the street is Le SecteurX. This small bar has three levels of fun. And some guys here will orgasm in your hole for as long as you want. Also, it gets busier as the nights and weekends approach. But there's always someone here to play with. And let me tell you, the men play rough.
After a couple of hours, let's walk to Le Mensch for some wild fun. But check their website first; each day of the week has a different theme, and it's better to go on a different night if the theme doesn't appeal to you.
Nightfall is Here
It's been a busy day, but the night is young, and tomorrow is a day filled with family. So, let's make sure we take care of our needs.
Krash is a bar that caters to men leaving work who want to get off before heading home. So, if you're interested in quick fun without hassle, come here.
Spend a few hours on your knees. But before your jaw gets too sore, let's head to the last venue of the night, L'Impact Bar.
We'll end our night at L'Impact Bar, a clothing-optional gay bar with some very delicious themes. Some nights are big dick nights; other nights, you are naked, except for a hood on your head to make you anonymous. It makes you want to stay here all night.
Job Well Done, Let's Head Home
It's now early morning, and you're ready to head home. You've hit many amazing gay venues and a bathhouse and got your fill of all the French stallions you could handle. Now it's time for a well-deserved night of sleep before meeting up with the fam.
So, how about it, gents? Will you accept this mission?