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5 Thoughts You Have While Kneeling at a Gloryhole
Picture this: you’re down on your knees, in a dimly lit space, facing a hole in a wall that promises mystery, excitement, and possibly the time of your life. A gloryhole isn’t just an act—it’s an experience. But let’s be real, your mind isn’t exactly a zen garden in moments like this. Oh no, it’s a chaotic gay symphony of thoughts, doubts, and unexpected revelations. Let’s dive in, shall we?
1. “Who… or what is on the other side of this wall?”
Sure, you came for a no-strings-attached adventure, but that doesn’t mean your imagination isn’t running wild. Is it a muscly Adonis who just finished his gym sesh? A cute silver fox with salt-and-pepper chest hair? Or… Gerald from accounting? The beauty—and horror—of a gloryhole is that you really don’t know.
2. “Wait, am I good at this?!”
As you get to work, that little self-doubt demon pops in like, “Oh honey, is your technique up to par? What if you’re mid-suck and they just… leave?!” But then, the groans from the other side of the wall start rolling in, and you’re like, “Oh, never mind, I’m a goddamn artist.”
3. “What if someone I know walks in?”
The universal fear of running into Chad from college—or worse, your Starbucks barista—hits hard. Will they recognize your shoes? Your distinct moan? Or are you just being dramatic? Either way, gloryholes are not the place to make small talk.
4. “This is hotter than I expected.”
When it’s good, it’s good. The anonymity, the primal thrill, the focus on pure sensation—it all hits differently. You might not know who’s attached to the masterpiece in front of you, but in this moment, it feels like you don’t need to. You’re living your main-character fantasy, babe.
5. “I should probably leave… but maybe one more round?”
Ah, the eternal struggle. Do you call it quits and go home like a respectable queen, or stay for an encore? The temptation to stick around just in case there’s an even better mystery guest lurking is real. Spoiler alert: you’ll probably stay.
And there you have it—the unfiltered inner monologue of a gloryhole rendezvous. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or just dipping your toes (or lips) into the world of anonymous adventure, one thing’s for sure: it’s always an unforgettable experience. Just remember, babes, safety first—always and in every sense. Now go forth and make those walls proud! 🖤
