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Article written by Kendra Beltran

If there is one thing that Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk have been able to deliver for the past decade with their hit FX series, ‘American Horror Story,’ it’s attractive ass men. Wait, what? Yup, because if there is one thing that fans of the series can agree on it’s that more often than not, we’re left wondering WTF was going on plotwise, but it’s the fierce ass women like Jessica Lange, Sarah Paulson, and Angela Bassett who kept us interested in the stories and the cascade of hot ass that kept many of us visually pleased over the years.

So to celebrate the spooky season and 10 years of ‘American Horror Story,’ we’re counting down the stars of the series from least to most fuckable. And before you come through like, where is Billy Porter? Billy Eichner? It’s been a decade, there are A LOT of actors who’ve appeared so we’re only going to focus on the actors who starred in the series, and not the guest stars or recurring - yet.

From their raging good looks to the characters they’ve played - it’s all coming into account here.

Zach Villa
Did anyone watch ‘1984?’ I feel like that’s the only season I heard absolutely nothing about. So while Zac Villa is insanely attractive, appearing on only one season - and it being one of the least interesting - puts him as the anchor of this list.

Matthew Morrison
No Will Schuester, no.

Nico Greetham & Isaac Cole Powell
Like Zach, Nico and Isaac didn’t appear on anyone’s favorite season, ‘Double Feature.’ Well, the half of that season was fantastic...until the well, if you watch - you know. #Justice4LillyRabe. These two were fine in their half of the 10th season but playing the typical, annoying LA 20-somethings? Talk about a Boner. Killer.

Neal McDonough
It doesn’t matter what character he plays, there is something freaky about this dude. So it’s shocking he didn’t appear on the show until ‘Double Feature.’

Cuba Gooding Jr.
If the year were 1996, we’d be singing a different tune but Cuba has been through some things over the years, so it was a bit of a surprise to see him on ‘Roanoke.’ Ugh, that season, his character - so much potential wasted.

Gus Kenworthy
Now, when you have a body-ody like this you can go ahead and appear in any season. Even if it’s one set in the ‘80s that no one watches.

Denis O'Hare
When it comes to giving you variety on this show, Denis O'Hare is it and it’s kind of a huge turn-on to see someone be able to do so much.

Finn Wittrock
He would’ve been higher but how his character did Lily Rabe’s dirty in ‘Double Feature,’ yeah, that left us with a little animosity that even his pretty face couldn’t make up for.

Wes Bentley
Here we are, getting into the top 10 with a guy who appeared on three consecutive seasons from ‘Freak Show’ to ‘Hotel’ to ‘Roanoke.’ Each time, he brought this understated, crazed hotness to the table and we wanted to do nothing more than eat him up.

Joseph Fiennes
Long before he was in ‘America Post-Trump,’ I mean ‘The Handmaid’s Tale,’ Joseph Fiennes played a pivotal role in the series’ second season, ‘Asylum.’ He made many of us have a lot of dirty ass fantasies about what we could do in a church setting.

Zachary Quinto
Zachary Quinto was around right at the start of this anthology series, appearing in the first two. Sadly, he has yet to return to play some sort of raging psychopathic man we can’t help but want to get into bed with.

Cheyenne Jackson
This man could’ve played a lamp in the four seasons he was in and we all would’ve been like, well, guess I wanna fuck that lamp.

Cody Fern
He appeared in the 9th and 10th season but everyone wanted to dance with the devil when his ass popped up with those luxurious locks in “Cult.”

Macaulay Culkin
It took Ryan Murphy 10 years to cast our favorite ‘90s icon on the show, and OMG...Macaulay Culkin was not only perfection as the meth addict prostitute turned screenwriter Mickey, but he was so damn endearing, you wanted to be his TB Karen.

Dylan McDermott
You got to show love to an OG, and a total zaddy. I know he didn’t look it, but Dylan McDermott was almost 50 when he shot the premiere season of the show. Today, he’s still as fucking hot as he was back then.

Matt Bomer
Here’s the thing, Matt Bomer has only been in two seasons but when your second season opens with you in the most erotic sex scene with Lady Gaga, we’re going to want to fuck your brains out more than 99% of the people on this list.

Evan Peters
When it comes to ‘American Horror Story,’ only two actors have appeared in almost every season. Sarah Paulson (our queen!) and Evan Peters. They both did the right thing and skipped ‘1984.’ Anyways, when it comes to fuckability based on characters played and looks? Oh, no one can compete with Evan Peters.

November 01, 2021 — Andrew Christian
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