Animated Characters That Make Us Horny AF
We’ve all been there. Watching a cartoon, whether it on TV or the big screen, and thought - I’d 100% fuck that animated character. For me, I was barely registered for kindergarten when those words came to mind watching Disney’s Robin Hood. Okay, I didn’t say “fuck” at five-years-old but I did know I wanted him to be my boyfriend and a few years later realized I wanted to have sex with an animated fox. It’s the accent, okay?! When they’re animated, being human isn’t a deciding factor. Animated characters have a way of making us horny and the following get us as hard as an Acme anvil.
Robin Hood
I’ll go to the grave saying this fox could get. it. From the charming accent to the way he wanted to stick it to the man to help the poor...do you hear that? It’s the blood rushing as we speak. I may not have ended up in that whole Furry Scene, but I still would give my left arm to get into bed with his bow and arrow.Goliath
For those who find themselves breathing heavy over the super muscular dudes at the gym now, we know your ass was jerking off to ‘Gargoyles’’ Goliath. That body did not quit. Am I right?Trent Lane
Children who were products of the ‘90s know Trent Lane, or rather Daria’s crush on the MTV series sharing the same name as the tell it like it is teenage girl. We all saw what Daria did. A bad boy with some scruff who yeah, was a total loser but an artist dammit. We bet five bucks those who wanted to fuck Trent went on to date a guy or two their parents thought was major trash.Marshall Lee
Speaking of hot guys with guitars. Anyone else watch ‘Adventure Time’ just to eye fuck Marshall Lee?Prince Eric
Okay, so Prince Eric wasn’t the smartest guy on earth. He could’ve just asked the mystery girl to write down her name but ya know, we can look past that because um, that face. Do you remember being a kid and watching those piercing blue eyes on the screen? Thinking, I’d kill Ariel for a shot at that guy’s dick? Yup, us too.Hiccup
We ain’t talking about Hiccup when he first started to train dragons. Hell. No. We’re talking about the bearded hipster Hiccup who looked a bit like ‘The Office’s’ John Krasinski.Dimitri
Disney had some of the hottest animated dick out there but ‘Anastasia’ had Dimitri. He was a smooth talker, had a fine ass, and that hair. Can we start a support group for those of us out there who wanted to run their fingers through his mane?Li Shang
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