Five Signs Dick Game TOO Bomb
We've all been with a fuck boy or two in our lives. There is no shame in that, but why? Why do we put up with the tomfoolery of their ways for longer than necessary? Um, dick. Dick. That's about it. When a guy's dick game is Buzz Lightyear, to infinity and beyond - that's when you start looking the other way and ignoring all the negatives. Those negatives being just about everything about him but his bomb ass dick game. So let's be real for a second and all admit the following less than perfect attributes would've had us kicking an average dick to the curb, but somehow get a pass when he's packing heat.
The Late Debate
You say you are going to meet up at the bar for drinks after work at 7 pm. He comes rolling in over an hour later with no sign of an apology. That has happened the past few times but you always blame traffic and not him. Even though fuck bae lives three blocks from said bar and foot traffic is never that extreme unless there is a marathon blocking the streets and we all know ain’t nobody running after dark. You constantly allow him to forget time exists when you have plans because at least when it comes to the bedroom, he's always on time.The What, What?
There is nothing worse than talking to someone about your day for five or some minutes and then them saying, "What? Didn't hear you." Like, really? Your ears are not but a foot away from my mouth and you couldn't hear me in a quiet AF apartment? So you repeat yourself and he has the audacity to ask you to repeat yourself again. What he never seems to miss is when you mention any form of sex. At least his priorities are on track? You have to ask yourself though, is being constantly ignored worth the greatest fuck of your life?