$5 Undies?!? Yes, Queen, It's Happening—But Only for 24 Hours!

Babe. STOP what you’re doing, because what I’m about to tell you is more important than your Sunday brunch plans, your gym session, or even scrolling through your ex’s Instagram stories. Are you ready for this? We are doing a $5 Mystery Undie Sale—and it’s happening for ONE DAY ONLY. That’s right, honey. Your favorite sexy undies, for the price of a venti iced caramel macchiato (hold the foam).

$5 MYSTERY UNDIES.

No, this is NOT a drill.

The Deets You Need to Know (Like, Right Now)

So, here’s the 411, my loves:

🗓️ When: October 1st. Set your alarms, mark your calendars, send a group text to your gays. This sale is 24 hours ONLY, and trust me, you do NOT want to sleep on it.

💰 What: Select mystery Andrew Christian undies are just $5. That’s basically highway robbery, but like… cute?

🚨 How: Sign up for our text and email reminders NOW so you don’t miss out. Because babe, the second those undies drop, you’ll want to snatch them up faster than a twink at a pool party.

👯‍♂️ Bonus: Share this with your friends! Because nothing says “gay bestie” like letting your crew know about an epic undie sale.

But... What’s the Catch?

Honestly? There is none. It's just us being iconic, once again. The undies are $5, but here’s the twist: you don’t know which undies you’re getting until they land at your door. Could it be a sexy jockstrap? Maybe a thong that’ll have your booty looking hotter than July? Or perhaps a pair of our classic briefs that hug your package just right? It’s a mystery, honey. And isn't that just half the fun? 😏

So, channel your inner adventurer, and take a little risk, darling. After all, when have Andrew Christian undies ever disappointed you?

Listen. I’m not going to beg you to do something that’s clearly in your best interest, but I will say this: If you miss out on this sale, you’ll be haunted by the ghost of $5 undies every time you reach for your old, worn-out pairs.

So don’t let that happen. Join the fun. Be a part of the madness. This is a once-a-year blowout event that’ll have your underwear drawer thanking you for months to come.

And most important of all, make sure you sign up for our text and email reminders so you don’t miss out.

October 1st, darling. Be there, or be stuck wearing last season’s briefs. 

Oh, and one more thing... may the odds be ever in your favor, queens. 👑