Astrology Report: What Kind of One Night Stand Are You

Article written by Kendra Beltran

From the type of friend you are to the job you have, some believe that it’s all connected to your star sign. So why would that be any different when it comes to what type of one-night stand you are? Are you a freak or a prude, a bore or a whore? We’re about to find out what the stars have to say about your hookup style…

Aquarius

You rarely compromise what you want in life, even when it comes to sex. You know what you want, when you want it, and how you like it. While some may think, wow - that means if you fuck an Aquarius, you’re going to have zero fun. Not really since Aquarius’ loathe boredom. So when it comes to hooking up, an Aquarius will always take control, but they’ll always leave who they fuck wanting more.

Pisces

When it comes to sex, Pisces’ are highly romantic as they’re a compassionate bunch. They may be a little fearful to try new things, but their fear of being alone is even bigger so they’re always willing to please who they’re with to avoid being left to jerk off.

Aries

Aries’ are little balls of energy that are always go, go, go and because of that and their confidence, their sex lives are highly physical and can lean towards aggressive but don’t worry, their bark is always bigger than their bite.

Taurus

If there is one thing a Taurus is going to do during a one-night stand, it’s deliver. Will it be the best sex of someone’s life? That depends on who they’re fucking, but one thing is for sure - a Taurus is a reliable romantic. So while the sex may be just okay most of the time, it’s always going to be a nice time. Like, aw...it wasn’t the greatest but at least they were sweet and ordered me a ride home.

Gemini

Unlike an Aquarius who will take charge for the night, a Gemini is a social sign that likes to learn from others. So when a Gemini answers a booty call in the middle of the night, they expect to leave in the morning with a newfound skill.

Cancer

While Cancers are highly imaginative, they can be a bit standoffish so they aren’t quick to let new people into their bubble. What’s that mean in terms of hooking up? A Cancer will have your shit by the door as soon as they finish.

Leo

Leos are naturally drawn to the spotlight and because of that tend to ignore everyone else in the room. Which isn’t the greatest when you realize that it takes at least two to make a hookup go right.

Virgo

Here comes the sign that is very particular about how they want and like things to go. It’s not that they will necessarily take charge of the sexual escapades, but they will be very vocal when things aren’t going the way they want.

Libra

When it comes to the hippies of the star signs, Libras rank towards the top. So expect sex that is very heavily natural with oils, candles, and a lot of staring into one another’s eyes while talking about hopes, dreams, and possibly the ozone layer or something.

Scorpio

When it comes to sex and Scorpios, it’s all about getting in and out. They can be passionate and that comes in handy during fucking but they aren’t the type to sit around afterwards cuddling. So don’t expect all that.

Sagittarius

Those that are and/or know a Sagittarius, know all too well that clingy people are not for them. Meaning that they’re the type of hookup that does not even make it to the morning.

Capricorn

Capricorns are disciplined traditionalists so you can imagine how wild they get during a hookup...they don’t.