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Ask Agatha: I let My Friend Cum Inside Me and Now I'm in Love
Dear Agatha,
I have made a terrible mistake. Or maybe the best mistake of my life. TBD.
See, I had this friend. Let’s call him Jake. We’ve been close for years—the kind of friendship where you can talk about anything, roast each other relentlessly, and still help each other move furniture because that’s what besties do.
But, Agatha… one night, things happened.
One drink turned into four. One flirty joke turned into two. And before I knew it, I was face down, ass up, wondering if our friendship could survive the absolute pounding it was currently receiving.
And then. He finished. Inside. Me.
And let me tell you something I was not prepared for: it changed everything.
I can’t look at him the same way. I hear his voice, and suddenly, my heart rate spikes. He texts me a meme, and I overanalyze the meaning like I’m decoding the Da Vinci Code. I caught myself daydreaming about what our couple name would be. It’s bad, Agatha.
Did I just ruin the best friendship I ever had? Or worse—did I just accidentally fall in love?
Sincerely,
Friendship Ruined By D
Well, well, well… Welcome to the club!
You’ve discovered what many before you have learned the hard way: once you let someone you already love as a friend bust inside you, there is NO coming back from that. That’s an imprint moment. You’re emotionally marked, tagged, and cataloged in the Museum of Feelings.
People say “the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach”, but baby, they never said which entrance to take. And here you are, rethinking everything.
So… Did You Ruin Your Friendship?
That depends. But let me paint you two possible futures:
Scenario 1: You Keep Pretending It Meant Nothing
You act like it was just a fun little slip-up, go back to your normal dynamic, and shove your feelings deep into a box labeled “DO NOT OPEN.”
The problem? You’ve already opened Pandora’s Hole, and you can’t unfeel what you feel. Eventually, this will bubble over in an awkward silence, a jealous moment, or an “accidental” third hookup that was never really accidental.
Scenario 2: You Lean Into the Chaos
You could just be honest—“Hey, remember how you rawdogged my soul the other night? So, uh… what do we do now?”
Maybe he feels the same way. Maybe he’s already picking out wedding china in his head. Or maybe he’s chill about it and doesn’t want things to be weird. Either way, talking about it beats sitting around spiraling while listening to Adele.
Final Verdict: You Have Two Choices
You either:
1. Bury this in the past and pray your feelings go away (spoiler: they probably won’t).
2. Talk to him and figure out what the hell this means.
Either way, welcome to the “Fell For My Friend After Letting Him Nut in Me” support group. We meet on Thursdays, snacks provided.
XOXO,
Agatha
